God protects idiots and drunks

I forgot to tell you the story from last Friday (from the PubCrawl). When we got to the second bar (Honest Lawyer), first I had a drink (to give some company to 2 beers already waiting before), and then I wanted to introduce another game. But - nobody wanted to listen to me. So - resourceful as I am (and somebody also suggested it), I decided to climb on top of a chair. And not a simple chair, but a high stool (see the pic).
Attention I wanted and attention I got. But not the one I wanted. I got all the guys close by starting whistling, and making dance and clothing removal imitation. I even got a guy who came with the 5 bucks in between his teeth. And - I also got a bouncer coming toward me. I freaked out and wanted to get off the stool and act normal by the time he would have got to me. But I made a small miscalculation. I was expecting a little foot-support on the chair (halfway in between the seat and ground), but - it wasn't there. So - I ended up coming down the stool with the help of gravitation and completely unorganized. I fell into the arms of the waiting bouncer. I was so scared he will kick me out (but I was the only one to know the games!!!). Thankfully he did believe me, that I'm not that (!) drunk, and I promised I won't climb the stools anymore. And he also got a guy in our group to "keep an eye on me".
Eventually I did get the game done too (it was a pipette tip racking competition).
So I conclude that I am not an idiot. And this was also the proof that I was not drunk at that moment, as I said. Because otherwise I would not have ended up with 3 HUGE bruises. One of them on my ribs.
The last game involved clothe pins. Needless to say this game got a little out of control. The final outcome of my hairdo I do like though. I think it looks funky!
But - it was FUN! The entire night was fun!